Independence Day - 拉队 to Partyworld

As part of the celebration for Independence Day and the rapid growth of YouareBen's fanbase (now officially five), a publicity stance was done at Partyworld. Enuff said.

Picture titled: 碍眼 / 爱演

On a side note, here are ten lessons learnt:

1. Old Changkee curry puffs are fast becoming the ideal dinner choice.

2. Remember to demand for beer to be served one by one and not together at one shot. Tasted like piss towards the end.

3. Wearing black does not always make one look slimmer ( refer to right side of photograph above)

4. Always bring a camera to KTV sessions, it amplifies the fun level. Don't offer to take pictures if you are going to leave a lot of empty space in the picture.

5. If you are afraid of 冷场，do not pick the song 'Hey Jude'. Ever.

6. On the same note, bringing up Aileen Tan's song list will help invoke snigger and laughter.

7. Doing absurd hand movements that follow the rhythm of the song are as important as the singing.

8. Cantonese songs are occasionally regarded as fart.

9. If you cannot remember song names by 蓝心梅, refer to the Sage ,i.e. 老祖.

10. Power Station has been stereotyped. They have since changed their band name to The Shriekers / Screamers/ Han3 Kia4

If you have any comments / alternatives, please do not hesitate to leave a note here. We look forward to any comments you have.

(静去)

Yours Sincerely,
Editor of YouareBen
(lone soldier fighting the war)