Monday, December 13, 2010

Joe Wong at RTCA Dinner

best thing i've watched for the last hour


Time to make a comback

If only to squeeze more money

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Breaking News

According to reliable sources, the long-missing editors were spotted along the pavements in Ho Chi Minh City this morning trying to cross the road. More shortly.

Saturday, July 03, 2010

Press Release: On the Recent Flash Floods

Singapore experienced one of the worst flash floods in recent memory when our shopping centres along some parts of Orchard Road were immersed in water after a heavy downpour. Hamburgers, overpriced coffee, designer bags and iphones were washed out from the shops. Apparently, someone once said that the rainwater will be flushed out before your coffee cools down. How untrue.


But seriously, this is not a national disaster. No lives were lost, and I do not think anyone was injured by the floating hamburgers. So what is the problem? Perhaps, we are so agitated to see Hermes bags are not waterproof at all, so we decided that this should be a national issue.


Come on, we are the table tennis world champion, never mind who won it for us. We should be celebrating successes, not lamenting on why dead leaves choke the sewage system. We can't even keep the toilets in the kopitiams clean, so is it a surprise to find dead leaves in the drains?


Just count ourselves lucky that we do not experience floods like those in Bangladesh that take away thousands of lives each year. All we had was a mannequin that made his escape from the flooded Massimo Dutti boutique.

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Thank You Shawn


I first came to know about Shawn Michaels when I was 7. He was part of the tag team "The Rockers" along with Marty Jeanetty (the loser). He caught my attention when he sent Marty flying through the glass panel (I admit that I have secretly planned to execute the same move on my classmate in P1). From then onwards, he became one of my favourite wrestlers.


Not to mention, you formed the Degeneration X with HHH. Even though you were tasteless at times, you managed to make us laugh. However, Chyna was a bad inclusion.


Time flies. 20 years later, I was watching his final match at Wrestlemania 26, losing to The Undertaker (yes, the guy above in the banner). Although the match was scripted, I can feel that he really gave his all. All he wanted to do is to entertain the crowd, as he has always managed to so as the "Heart Break Kid."


Shawn, you have captivated the WWE Universe for the last 25 years. Even though you may not wrestle another match again, you will forever be the "Show Stopper" in my heart.


"Ladies and gentlemen, Shawn Michaels has left the building.'

Saturday, March 27, 2010

一见如故

I think the guy on the left looks better

Thursday, March 25, 2010

一代宗师s





Wednesday, March 24, 2010

饮水思源


Without him, there will be no Undertaker.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

RIP, Yang Li Na

The editors of youareben would like to extend our condolences to the Yang Family on the demise of Mediacorp's favorite daughter.

RIP.