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Sunday, May 10, 2009

A Can of Worms

The power struggle took its latest twist this evening, when one-time guest editor Lai launched an astonishing attack on the old guards during a rare interview in Zimbabwae.

"It was pretty obvious, at least to me, that this fanclub never really lived up to its self-publicized hype," a stricken-faced Lai began.

"There's no guarantee that the new guards can drag the club from it's slumps - and looking at the new buck-toothed lad i have serious reservations - but it's stonewall clear to me that without change, and change fast, they might as well shut the damn thing down now cuz its fast becoming the biggest joke in town. The current setup is a can of worms,really."

"Fans around the world love this blog, and sometimes you wonder whether there are more suited people out there to lead this club. Let's hope the new guards don't spend too much time making quizzes about themselves."- Harvard Business Times, 10 May 2009

It Was My Fault

In an exclusive interview with CNN, Ex Advisor Mr Hew admitted that he was wrong to have invited Mr Ng and Mr Lee into the fanclub.

"I trusted them, and this is how they repay me." said Mr Hew who was fighting to hold back his tears.

" It is my baby, you know. And now they are snatching it away from me."

Mr Hew has threatened legal actions against Mr Seow for making the statement to impale him on Christmas Island. - Lian He Bao

In a surprising move (not) , the new adviser has threatened to quit the club for the fifth time this week unless old adviser is "impaled and hung to dry on a lonely tree in Christmas Island."

Mr Seow elaborated : "This town is big enough for only one of us. I am sick and tired of him making jokes at the expense of my new Exco. I am the first decent editor of this blog! I am the masculine one!"

Recent spats between the two factions have received attention. Well-wishers have expressed their support for the New Adviser and are willing to stand behind him, against the tyranny which the Old Guards represent. - The Imagine Papers

Breaking News

Reports coming in are stating that the new exco had changed the lock to the office and they have sacked long time volunteer Mr Lai after accusing him of not allowing them access to the email account. During the negotiation last night, the ex adviser was seen driving off 10 mins after the new advisor arrived at the building. - Malaysiakini

YouareBen Fanclub SAGA

New Guards:

Old Guards:

You decide.

AGM for Youareben Fanclub

with immediate effect, after the AGM held 2 minutes ago, the new exco will take over duties from the old exco.

Insiders revealed a certain level of inappropriate behaviour by the old exco in representing the club. The new exco is as follows:

Outgoing Exco
Chairman : Ms Koh
Adviser : Mr Hew

Incoming Exco
Chairman of Fanclub : Mr Ng and Mr Lee (co-chair)
Adviser : Mr Seow

Mr Seow revealed his disappointment with the "indecency" of the old exco and looked forward to "better times" in the future with his new committee. Mr Seow also mentioned the plausibility of submitting the fanclub's official website in the Singapore Blog competition, despite the sniggles heard within the crowd. - Reuters-