In a surprising move (not) , the new adviser has threatened to quit the club for the fifth time this week unless old adviser is "impaled and hung to dry on a lonely tree in Christmas Island."

Mr Seow elaborated : "This town is big enough for only one of us. I am sick and tired of him making jokes at the expense of my new Exco. I am the first decent editor of this blog! I am the masculine one!"

Recent spats between the two factions have received attention. Well-wishers have expressed their support for the New Adviser and are willing to stand behind him, against the tyranny which the Old Guards represent. - The Imagine Papers