脑缺氧

i've been called a jerk, dick or prick, but nothing beats having my name screamed at the top of my boss's voice

with my luck, if i bought a life insurance policy with every cent from my coffers, I wouldn't die.

Stephen King is afraid to sleep in the dark.

Sometimes, I look at myself in the mirror and i hear a guffaw of laughter from my teddy bear.

Stay positive in your life, and take cyanide for breakfast.

fake 真爱

I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Messy.. and inappropriate. But, I live by another rule: Just do it...Nike.